Rainy days and Mondays

Today is a rainy day AND a Monday. So if ever there was a time to be down, Miss Carpenter, it's today.

I just passed reverend al sharpton (I refuse to capitalize his name) in the hall. After all that's gone on, it's ironic that he's doing his radio show today from the studios of KSL - a subsidiary of the church. I did not say hello nor did I make eye contact. Not worth it.

My co-worker Ched (name changed to protect identity) said he wanted to "shoot him in the head... with words."

If I could shoot words from a gun, here's the words I'd choose as ammunition: banana, library, kleenex, dragon (would attempt to breath fire while saying), yellow #5, zeppelin. And maybe stapler. That'd hurt.

If I were to name a gun that shoots words I would probably name it shnoutler. Or mouth.