Tips for bedwetters

Continuing my "tips for" series, today we're going to tackle something a little more serious and of course more important than blogging... bedwetting (without the help of a catheter, obviously - That would be cheating).

1. This first tip is going to seem obvious - drink. A lot. Gallons. Doesn't matter what liquid - water, coke, beer, whatever. Actually, beer would probably be best.
   
2. Take a heavy dose of sleeping pills. If you don't have sleeping pills, a bottle of NyQuil should do the trick.
   

That's it.

There you have it, the 2nd part in my ongoing "tips for" series... check back next time as I give my tips on how to be unsuccessful at multi-level marketing.